GF3 In 1968, the Ohio State Buckeyes thrashed the Michigan Wolverines by the lopsided score of 50-14. On the final touchdown, the Buckeyes went for the two point conversion. When asked later why he went for two with such a lead, Buckeyes Head Coach Woody Hayes answered “Because I couldn’t go for three!”

Why would a man say such a thing to dozens of reporters, knowing it would be repeated far and wide? Because F$&# ’em. That’s why.

GoFor3 is a blog written by a guy couple guys with legitimate jobs and lives who have too much time, too many opinions, and a true appreciation for the big, beautiful hatred college football arouses in the hearts of even the meekest among you.

Michigan is a dirty rest stop on the way to Canada. Navy licks urinal cakes.

Go for three.

GO FOR 3 LIST OF HATRED IN ORDER OF DISGUST:

  1. Navy
  2. Michigan
  3. Michigan
  4. Paul Finebaum
  5. Mark May
  6. Mark May’s Haircut
  7. No really, fuck Mark May
  8. Sidewalk SEC “Fans”
  9. Pac-12 Officiating Crews
  10. Julius & Ethel Rosenberg
  11. Licorice