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Hate Week // Week 14 Picks

In keeping with the finest of meaningless American traditions, the President once again took the opportunity to pardon a turkey, saving it from serving its one and only purpose on this earth. Though he...
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The Death of Saturday Morning // Week 12 Picks

As the snow falls and children huddle inside for warmth, a stark reality is becoming clear. These are the bleakest of times. Last month, with little fanfare, the CW became the last American broadcast network...
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The People of a Free Nation // Week 11 Picks

Progress, they say, depends on the unreasonable man. That may be true, but progress also depends on idiots, fools, and morons (or maroons, if you happen to be Bugs Bunny). Take for example the fall of the...
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All Hallow’s Eve // Week 10 Picks

Long before I felt the clammy embrace of reality, I spent much of my youth under the delusion that I might one day be a great scientist. Instead, I am sitting on my couch in my underwear, eating a 5th Avenue...
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Short Rocket // Scandal Edition

BOOM! AHH! ....HOLY S#!%. Last week, Army football had a bye. I fearlessly predicted that the bye would somehow still win. That very same day, the Colorado Springs Gazette posted their exposé on Army...
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Avoid the Noid // Week 9 Picks

In America, we trade fiat money for goods and services—an arrangement with which all but the most leftist clowns are generally satisfied. The working man offers up his shekels and sub-shekels, and in return...
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The Short Rocket // Weeks 7 & 8

BOOM! AAAH! $#&%! WEEK 7 - A RICE BOWL ISSUE Well, the Rice game happened. Sadly, it took yours truly a week to get around to it. Sylvanus Thayer is real, y'all. He doesn't care if you haven't worn...
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Back in the USSR // Week 8 Picks

The last time Notre Dame and Florida State met as top five foes was November 13th, 1993. On that same fateful day, 46 years earlier, the Soviet Union completed the design of the AK-47. Of the four characters...