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Short Rocket // Scandal Edition

BOOM! AHH! ....HOLY S#!%. Last week, Army football had a bye. I fearlessly predicted that the bye would somehow still win. That very same day, the Colorado Springs Gazette posted their exposé on Army...
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Avoid the Noid // Week 9 Picks

In America, we trade fiat money for goods and services—an arrangement with which all but the most leftist clowns are generally satisfied. The working man offers up his shekels and sub-shekels, and in return...
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The Short Rocket // Weeks 7 & 8

BOOM! AAAH! $#&%! WEEK 7 - A RICE BOWL ISSUE Well, the Rice game happened. Sadly, it took yours truly a week to get around to it. Sylvanus Thayer is real, y'all. He doesn't care if you haven't worn...
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Back in the USSR // Week 8 Picks

The last time Notre Dame and Florida State met as top five foes was November 13th, 1993. On that same fateful day, 46 years earlier, the Soviet Union completed the design of the AK-47. Of the four characters...
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Please Drink Responsibly // Week 7 Picks

You don’t know a man until you’ve DD’d for him. Of course, being the DD is a sucker’s bet. It always starts with a lie. Your chums say “let’s just go see what’s going on. Maybe catch the end of...
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Short Rocket // Old Grad Special

BOOM! AAAH! YOOS-MAY RAH RAH! Neither rain, nor snow, nor heat, nor gloom of night shall stay the Army team from the swift completion of its nail-biting victory. Well, snow might. Especially in Philadelphia....
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A Homecoming // Week 6 Pick

Einstein’s Theory of General Relativity is a concept that occupies a dusty corner in nearly everyone’s mind. All of us know of it. Few of us know of its significance. Like so many other great ideas, it...
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The Short Rocket // Week 5

BOOM! AAAH! SHIT! Remember that time Army traveled to New Haven to rekindle a classic rivalry for the 100th season of football at the Yale Bowl? Oh good, you do remember. There's no way around the...
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The Struggle Bus: Palmetto Express // Week 5

Picking Michigan this week seems beneath this fine rag of a publication. Brady Hoke's lifeboat is shipping water as fast as the waves of bad press crash over him. I understand his position, though. Leaving...