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Please Drink Responsibly // Week 7 Picks

You don’t know a man until you’ve DD’d for him. Of course, being the DD is a sucker’s bet. It always starts with a lie. Your chums say “let’s just go see what’s going on. Maybe catch the end of...
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Short Rocket // Old Grad Special

BOOM! AAAH! YOOS-MAY RAH RAH! Neither rain, nor snow, nor heat, nor gloom of night shall stay the Army team from the swift completion of its nail-biting victory. Well, snow might. Especially in Philadelphia....
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A Homecoming // Week 6 Pick

Einstein’s Theory of General Relativity is a concept that occupies a dusty corner in nearly everyone’s mind. All of us know of it. Few of us know of its significance. Like so many other great ideas, it...
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The Short Rocket // Week 5

BOOM! AAAH! SHIT! Remember that time Army traveled to New Haven to rekindle a classic rivalry for the 100th season of football at the Yale Bowl? Oh good, you do remember. There's no way around the...
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The Struggle Bus: Palmetto Express // Week 5

Picking Michigan this week seems beneath this fine rag of a publication. Brady Hoke's lifeboat is shipping water as fast as the waves of bad press crash over him. I understand his position, though. Leaving...
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The Jugular // Week 5 Roll-Up

Bamboozled. Hoodwinked. Hornswoggled. I’ve been led down the primrose path by the non-conference schedules. The cupcake buffet has a bitter aftertaste, and I’m gagging in the corner over this week’s...
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Mail-Order Empire // Week 5 Picks

Once upon a time, mail-order ruled the commercial world. In those days, mothers across the land thumbed through glossy tomes with gleeful abandon. A stroke of the matriarchal pen outfitted growing families,...
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Drunk Tebow // Week 4

Saint Timothy Gets Sauced and Gets Real Unemployment has driven many a man to drink. We need to lock up the communion wine. Behold what happens when Tim Tebow finds solace in a bottle. "Arkansas scored...
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The Short Rocket // Week 4

BOOM! AAAH! SHIT! Wake Forest? Did that seriously just happen? Ugh. There are two possibilities in play here. The first is that Army inexplicably pissed away a lead, allowing Wake to mount an epic comeback...